The 5th Day Of May is also known as Cinco De Mayo and here are some Cinco De Mayo Jokes, Quotes, Poems 2013 as this day has a background in the history of Mexico. On that Day Mexican Army has a victory over the France Army at the battle of Puebla During the great war between these two countries on 1861 to 1867. This Day is a holiday in Mexico ( United States). Cinco De Mayo commemorates the Mexican culture and living style of the people who living there and as you all know that this day is on its way so are you ready to celebrate? If not then don’t worry see these Cinco De Mayo Jokes, Quotes, Poems 2013 by using these you can wish that day to your relatives, colleagues, Family members and friends so have a look

Cinco De Mayo Jokes 2013

Cinco De Mayo Jokes 2012

  • Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team?  Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border in the USA.
  • Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team?  Because every Mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border in the USA.
  • After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye: Chi Chi Rodriguez
  • JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.FRANK: Crikey, what the hell is this stuff?  You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out.  I hope that’s the worst one. These Mexicans are crazy.  Chili taster story continues….
  • Manuel Oliveira owned an ice cream shop in Mérida, Venezuela; and he reported that he sold 567 flavours, including onion, chilli, beer, eggplant [aubergine], smoked trout, spaghetti and parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach.  He said some flavours fail; he once abandoned avocado ice cream, and tossed out 99 pounds of it, because it wasn’t smooth enough.
  • what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Cinco De Mayo Quotes 2013

Cinco De Mayo Quotes 2012

  • “True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.”
    ~ Clarence Darrow.
  • Latinos have fought in all of America’s wars, beginning with the Revolutionary War. Many Latinos are fighting and dying for our country today in Iraq, just as several of their ancestors fought for freedom in Mexico over a century ago.
    ~ Joe Baca.
  • “Honor to the soldier, and Sailor everywhere, who bravely bears his country’s cause. Honor also to the citizen who cares for his brother in the field, and serves, as he best can, the same cause.”
    ~ Abraham Lincoln.
  • “Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.”
    ~ Joe Baca.
  • Freedom is when the people can speak, democracy is when the government listens.”
    ~ Alastair Farrugia.
  • “Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
  • “They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins.”General Robert E. Lee , May 5th, 1861

Cinco De Mayo Poems 2013

Cinco De Mayo Poems 2012

  • It’s Cinco de Mayo,
    a Mexican celebration
    and commemoration
    of pushing Napoleon out of Mexico.
    A slight breeze
    tickles the green, orange and white fringe
    strung over the plaza.
    Vendors are setting up their booths:
    BBQ brisket burritos,
    smoked turkey legs,
    quesadillas,
    pork rinds”¦.
    No vegans are in sight
    and no French is heard.
  • VIVA! El CINCO DE MAYO DAYFREEDOM AND LIBERTY.
    BOUGHT WITH BLOOD.WE’VE FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE.
    GUIDED FROM ABOVE.

    MEXICO STOOD BRAVE.
    UNITED STATES COURAGEOUS.

    WON THEIR WARS.
    AND STOOD VICTORIOUS!

    SO LET’S REMEMBER AS WE CELEBRATE
    FREEDOM FROM OUR COMMON FOES.

    THAT IF WE ALWAYS STAND TOGETHER.
    WE SHALL SURELY NEVER FALL………

  • Cinco do mayo, blowout denial
    It wasn’t fun this time letting you go
    What if I never, a bullet forever
    Held out my hand to you
    We wouldn’t have known
    Absolute measure, I ain’t no pleasure hound
    Bus’s out of control
    Plowing the road out on a bender, just alice falling down a deepening hole
    I’ve never been to rome until you smiled
    You’re about as old and piled
    Now I just wonder what spell I was under
    Thinking you though of me as something to hold
    I’ve never been to rome until you smiled
    You’re about as old and piled
    Cinco de mayo, burnout ohio
    It wasn’t me this time letting you go

That is all about Cinco De Mayo Jokes, Quotes, Poems 2013 from our side so now its your turn that which one you choose and for whom Happy Cinco De Mayo

 

1 Comment

  1. Steven Asokan says:

    What ryhmes with Puebla?also put more “funny” jokes

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